It's Football Season Again.  Something to offend just about everyone...


(1) What does the average Minnesota player get on his SAT's?   *Drool*

(2) What do you get when you put 32 Alabama cheerleaders in one room?   *A full set of teeth.*

(3) How do you get a Wisconsin cheerleader into your dorm room?  *Grease her hips and push like hell.*

(4) How do you get a Michigan State graduate off your porch?  *Pay him for the pizza.*

(5) Why do the University of Oklahoma cheerleaders wear bibs?  *To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.*

(6) Why do they no longer serve ice at Pitt football games?  *The senior who knew the recipe graduated.*

(7) Why is the Indiana football team like a possum?  *Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road.*

(8) What are the longest three years of a Nebraska' football player's life?  *His freshman year.*

(9) Why did Kansas State replace natural grass with Astroturf?  *To discourage the cheerleaders from grazing during games.*

(10) How many Ohio State freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?  *None, That's a sophomore course at OSU.*

(11) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco?   
*Lafayette, IN ...He knew that the police would  never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.*

(12) Why did O.J. want to move to Blacksburg, VA?  *Everyone there has the same DNA.*

(13) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?  
*You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and for picking up trash the rest of the week.*
 


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